Kidisms app icon

The funny things
they say. Saved forever.

Your kid says something you’d swear you’ll never forget. Then, somewhere between dinner and bedtime, you forget it. Kidisms is somewhere to put it down before that happens.

Download on the App Store

iPhone · pay once, no subscription

A look inside

The Kidisms quote feed, showing saved quotes tagged funny, sweet and profound
Everything they’ve said
The Remember tab showing one random saved quote
One memory, at random
The Family screen listing each child with their age and quote count
A page for each kid
A child's page showing quote and milestone counts and saved milestones
Milestones live here too

Why it works

You’re not going to write it down later

None of us do. So the whole app is built around being finished before your kid has left the room.

About ten seconds

Type what they said, tap which kid. Kidisms works out how old they were, so in ten years you’ll still know a three‑year‑old said it.

Milestones, too

First steps, first haircut, the first “I love you” nobody had to prompt. They sit next to the quotes, so it stays one story instead of two.

Something to reread

The Remember tab pulls up one moment at random. It’s a good thing to open at the end of a long day, and you’ll keep finding ones you had completely forgotten.

On your home screen

A widget keeps a quote where you’ll actually see it and swaps it out through the day. Tap it to open the whole thing.

Both of you, one collection

Family Sharing puts a folder in your iCloud Drive that you share through the Files app. After that you’re both adding to the same place from your own phones.

Yours to take

Export the lot as a spreadsheet, a Word document, plain text or a backup file. It’s your family’s history — you shouldn’t need our permission to keep a copy.

We can’t read any of it

Everything you save stays in your own iCloud account. We don’t run servers, so there is nowhere else for it to go. That isn’t a policy we could quietly change later — there is just nothing on our end.

  • No accounts
  • No sign‑in
  • No ads
  • No analytics
  • No tracking
  • No subscription

They grow up fast. Write it down.

On the App Store, for iPhone.

Download on the App Store